Comments on: What to look forward to in the cinema this FALL season http://thegurrier.com/2005/11/10/what-to-look-forward-to-in-the-cinema-this-fall-season/ Wed, 08 Dec 2010 14:08:00 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Gurrier http://thegurrier.com/2005/11/10/what-to-look-forward-to-in-the-cinema-this-fall-season/comment-page-1/#comment-28 Gurrier Mon, 14 Nov 2005 12:47:49 +0000 http://thegurrier.com/2005/11/10/what-to-look-forward-to-in-the-cinema-this-fall-season/#comment-28 You were warned. The trailers are clearly marked 'gack on a stick'. Think of those ten minutes as time in lieu for when you get to limbo. Surely St. Peter will take those ten minutes into consideration. And consider the minute or two spent actually watching the stinking trailer muck. That must count for at least a couple of lifetimes. I am performing a public and religious service by preparing people for the worst. What if you go to hell and that's all there is to watch. Richard Gere movies with 50 Cent rapping over every lingering shot of Richard's rubbery banana scented mug for all eternity. I think I'm going to cry. You were warned. The trailers are clearly marked ‘gack on a stick’. Think of those ten minutes as time in lieu for when you get to limbo. Surely St. Peter will take those ten minutes into consideration. And consider the minute or two spent actually watching the stinking trailer muck. That must count for at least a couple of lifetimes.

I am performing a public and religious service by preparing people for the worst. What if you go to hell and that’s all there is to watch. Richard Gere movies with 50 Cent rapping over every lingering shot of Richard’s rubbery banana scented mug for all eternity. I think I’m going to cry.

]]> By: Arsela Undress http://thegurrier.com/2005/11/10/what-to-look-forward-to-in-the-cinema-this-fall-season/comment-page-1/#comment-27 Arsela Undress Mon, 14 Nov 2005 08:45:59 +0000 http://thegurrier.com/2005/11/10/what-to-look-forward-to-in-the-cinema-this-fall-season/#comment-27 How do I get the 10 minutes of my life back that I waited for both of those trailers to load? How do I get the 10 minutes of my life back that I waited for both of those trailers to load?

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