Nano - Week Three
This is getting too much. Will this bloody month never end! Cut me and I will bleed a whiskey and caffeine sludge. I was in the cinema today and I think I went blind in one eye. My hands feel like they’ve been stamped on by obese carthorses. It’s 2.30am and I’m updating this fecking thing, more shagging typing.
Wordcount looks good though, 33,381 words and I just made one of my characters go mad from drinking too much tea. Serves the bastard right. Fucking tea hippy.
Roll on week four.
November 21st, 2005 at 3:52 pm
alzheimer’s? i’m stuck at around 28k. Getting nothing written today.
November 21st, 2005 at 5:32 pm
Poisonous tea. I think he was a proto-communist as well. Now his mind is being eaten by Spider Squids that dwell in the places between worlds. Bastard turned up and ruined my weekend. Spouting loads of rubbish about the means of production and freedom for the tea workers. I showed him.
28k is almost caught up. Bring in some communists they never stop talking. I’d give you mine but now he just screams and gibbers like a loon.
November 21st, 2005 at 5:51 pm
Spider Squids? What happened to StrewelPeter and the Pied Piper?
November 21st, 2005 at 10:40 pm
All in good time. First we deal with the Communist Tea Hippies. The Spider Squids are just for starters.