Zardoz has come for your TV!
The BBC’s Giant Digital Head is coming for you. Flee you analogue fools. Flee into the hills with your rabbit ears and your aerials the Giant Head is coming. Sean Connery is inside wearing an orange nappy and he is displeased.
November 29th, 2005 at 2:00 pm
Greetings from the Big GIANT Head!!
I come to ye in peace, i do not wage war on a masterful subculture such as your own who spend much of their days creating futile social commentry in the hope of one day writing something intellligent and not just fanciful rubbish thinly camauflaged by unefficient use of your primitive language! I only want to harvest your heads so i can feed them to my babies!!
November 29th, 2005 at 6:41 pm
I smell you Murphy you ginger bastard. Stop using college PCs to spread your lies. You do not have a GIANT HEAD.
November 29th, 2005 at 9:23 pm
I may be ginger, I may be only a leech of a college student(evident by the use of the word unefficient!!!) but in the head depatment to my credit i have always been a firm beliver in the ‘Quality not Quantity’ moto! and nonetheless i am still going to harvest your heads and feast on the soft squidgy substance within!!
November 30th, 2005 at 11:12 am
Jesus I am plagued by fuckers who can neither spell nor parse a sentence. You have my DNA Murphy, what have you been doing with it? A disgrace to the Black Murphys so you are. I’m coming for my DNA Monkey Boy, I’m going to gouge it out of you with sticks and rusty nails. You won’t have enough left to grow hair on your left bollock by the time I’m done with you.