Tales Of The Gurrier

Moments In Holiday Zen Part II

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No I do not know what this is nor do I wish to. What I do know is there is a special place in hell reserved for the givers of gifts such as these, Crazy Frog dollies and other such trappings of Satan.

Moments In Holiday Zen Part I

Originally uploaded by Gurrier.

The Saddam Oil Barrel.
A boxing Saddam puppet and a barrel of olive oil.

Well it’s that time of year again, the Season of Fearfulness is almost done and its time for the annual Christmas message. This year I hope you will enjoy my specially recorded gobcast. If you don’t want to hear my dulcet tones you’ll find the tale of ‘The Nightmare before Kesey’ below. Click here for […]

Night spread an inky blackness across the grey spires of the unhappy city. The moon appeared momentarily from cover and down below briefly illuminated in the rain slicked streets a dark figure approached the warped and twisted entrance of a dilapidated tenement house.
The Bastard Kesey gazed upwards at the boarded up windows and smiled […]

Dublin airport, charnel house of the doomed. Great plastic Rudolphs looming out of the throngs dressed in crash helmets and jet packs. Penguins in uniform drunk on brandy and this grinning anthropomorphic Christmas Tree clutching a yellow Star of David and performing Nazi salutes to new arrivals. The end times are coming, flee into the […]

This is what is referred to in my family as a ‘Fagan Job’ named after my grandmothers unique approach to DIY. A Fagan job is any repair or fix applied to an object that invariably begins with a hammer and a nail and possibly a ‘Fagan Screwdriver’ pictured here on the right.

This gentleman or lady […]

They are burning people on Grafton street right now.

Driving through the filthy city as is my cross to bear sensing the approaching Christmas in the air lingering out there on the edges waiting for me. A pyschic head mashing juggernaut coming down your brain-chimney like a bastard Jesus screaming for presents. Drunk on pressie buyer’s remorse and whiskey pies the fuckers are all […]