Mumbapants
Jesus, Mary and St. Joseph have ye seen this yoke. Samantha Mumbler in her Dunnes Stores pants plastered all over every bus shelter in the city. The big gormless grin on her mush leering out at you as ye wait for the overstuffed Christmas buses “heear luke at me in me pants. Ownlee two nynetee nyeen. Janey do yeh think dey can see mee fanny in dese?”
Yes Samantha, yes we can and its owned by Dunnes Stores. Dunnes Stores lingerie says it all, ’tis far from Cape oranges they are now.
Down with these Mumbapants I say! Get her fanny off the bus shelters and someone get the poor girl a dressing gown she looks freezing. Aisle twelve down by the knickers with the reinforced gussets love.
December 15th, 2005 at 10:29 am
This blog has a quare old preoccupation with pants and knickers.
December 15th, 2005 at 12:27 pm
I am preoccupied only with those things that must be exposed for ridicule. If they be the pants of man or woman, Mumba or Diesel then so be it.
December 15th, 2005 at 5:03 pm
In defence of the Gurrier, the mumba minge is pretty hard to avoid at the moment, it’s all over the place.
December 15th, 2005 at 5:37 pm
‘Mumba Minge’?? Sweet jesus, I think i’ll need a lot of drink taken before I can sleep tonight.
December 15th, 2005 at 6:11 pm
Heh she stole that from me. Say what you like about pants but they are a popular item with my readers.
December 17th, 2005 at 1:07 am
I must confess to being somewhat confused by Ms. Mumba’s career trajectory… surely the accepted career path is _from_ lingerie model _to_ singer, not the other way round?