Obergruppenführer Weihnachtsbaum

Dublin airport, charnel house of the doomed. Great plastic Rudolphs looming out of the throngs dressed in crash helmets and jet packs. Penguins in uniform drunk on brandy and this grinning anthropomorphic Christmas Tree clutching a yellow Star of David and performing Nazi salutes to new arrivals. The end times are coming, flee into the hills you fools. The Neo-Nazi Christmas Trees are coming for us all.