Behold He COMES!
I hope he hasn’t read this. The most popular post with Googlers, the next one is Samantha Mumba’s pants, people looking for ‘muties’ and most worryingly one person searching for ‘recollection of horse semen’.
I hope he hasn’t read this. The most popular post with Googlers, the next one is Samantha Mumba’s pants, people looking for ‘muties’ and most worryingly one person searching for ‘recollection of horse semen’.
February 14th, 2006 at 11:39 am
He’s coming for you. Watch out. You’ll be on a crowded street, you’ll hear frantically moving feet approaching. When you look around, all you will see is a sea of faces, none of them bobbing up and down like a maniac. Crouch down though, crouch down - you’ll see his feet frantically jiggling their way towards you. Run, run like the wind….
February 15th, 2006 at 5:08 am
Whenever I tell people how much I enjoy traveling in Ireland, every once in a while I’ll get this response:
“Oh, then do you like Lord of the Dance?â€
That’s when I bust out my bottle of Tullamore Dew and smash it over their heads and do an Irish jib over their twitching body.
February 17th, 2006 at 10:32 am
I think I will have nightmares now about jiggling feet. You know he holds the world record for most taps per second. He could pound me into spam in half a minute.
Brian you are a credit to your country. If only more upstanding citizens would glass their fellows who profess their love of all things Flatleyesque.