Archive for March, 2006

David Schwimmer will cut you!

Friday, March 31st, 2006

We were on a break! Found in relation to this via Warren.

Breakfast Whiskey

Thursday, March 30th, 2006

For some reason I am sitting alone watching The Breakfast Club on TV drinking whiskey for the second time in a month. No wait I wasn’t alone the last time. I think I’m caught in some kind of time loop. J.G. Ballard’s short story Escapement is about a man who gets caught in a time [...]

The Cluebat Manifesto

Tuesday, March 28th, 2006

Title: Richard Dawkins and the Cluebat star in ‘Unnatural Selection’. The Pitch: Richard Dawkins is presented with a cricket bat hewn from the mast timbers of the H.M.S. Beagle. He then roams the earth with a camera crew pounding creationists in the face. Sample: Picture the scene, a high-school somewhere in the bible belt. The [...]

The Other Coddle

Monday, March 27th, 2006

Good people today I bring you a rare treat. A tale crafted by The Bastard Kesey’s own fair hand. There are but two or three of these known to exist and this one came into my possession through great personal risk. I present it here that you may delight in a true talent at work. [...]

The Skin-Eaters

Monday, March 27th, 2006

Well I met up with blogger and rising Welsh linguaphile/media star Chris Cope and his lovely wife Rachel on Saturday night for a few drinks. As with all the people I have met off the internet; Annie, Christyl, Brian and the Nano crowd they were charming, erudite, witty, vastly well informed and generally all round [...]

The Megaphone Helmet

Saturday, March 25th, 2006

My life will not be complete until I possess the awesome power of The Megaphone Helmet.

The Architecture of Death

Tuesday, March 21st, 2006

Almost all had survived the war and seemed to be waiting for the next one, left behind by a race of warrior scientists obsessed with geometry and death. J.G. Ballard writing in the Guardian yesterday on modernist architecture. The architecture of death. Ballard is an astounding writer yet someone who has been part of the [...]

Remember Remember the 5th of November

Saturday, March 18th, 2006

The Gin Lady is making her plans. Gunpowder, Treason and Plot.