Comments on: Back From The Future http://thegurrier.com/2006/04/26/back-from-the-future/ Thu, 20 Nov 2008 14:54:42 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.2 By: Donal http://thegurrier.com/2006/04/26/back-from-the-future/#comment-304 Donal Thu, 27 Apr 2006 18:06:57 +0000 http://thegurrier.com/2006/04/26/back-from-the-future/#comment-304 The Future can be a scary place Is but do not fear it. Though I may appear alien to you in my new guise I can assure you in The Future it is quite the norm. Body modification has advanced far beyond primitive cosmetic enhancement. My EyeDetic™ ocular arrays give me a 180° field of vision encompassing the full range of the electromagnetic spectrum. Do not weep for my old eyeballs for I shrugged them off like so much excess baggage. Here within the confines of the Futureprobe tiny Alansugarbots cater to my every whim; like answering the phone, filling in magazine subscriptions and organising my record collection alphabetically by bassist. All the little things that make life in the past such a drag on the coefficient of human happiness. The Future can be a scary place Is but do not fear it. Though I may appear alien to you in my new guise I can assure you in The Future it is quite the norm. Body modification has advanced far beyond primitive cosmetic enhancement. My EyeDetic™ ocular arrays give me a 180° field of vision encompassing the full range of the electromagnetic spectrum. Do not weep for my old eyeballs for I shrugged them off like so much excess baggage.

Here within the confines of the Futureprobe tiny Alansugarbots cater to my every whim; like answering the phone, filling in magazine subscriptions and organising my record collection alphabetically by bassist. All the little things that make life in the past such a drag on the coefficient of human happiness.

]]> By: Is http://thegurrier.com/2006/04/26/back-from-the-future/#comment-303 Is Thu, 27 Apr 2006 16:05:54 +0000 http://thegurrier.com/2006/04/26/back-from-the-future/#comment-303 ...and I'm too scared to look at the Alan Sugarbot again. It's scary enough knowing it's there, waiting, behind that link. …and I’m too scared to look at the Alan Sugarbot again. It’s scary enough knowing it’s there, waiting, behind that link.

]]> By: Is http://thegurrier.com/2006/04/26/back-from-the-future/#comment-302 Is Thu, 27 Apr 2006 16:04:20 +0000 http://thegurrier.com/2006/04/26/back-from-the-future/#comment-302 That picture keeps creeping me out. That picture keeps creeping me out.

]]> By: Donal http://thegurrier.com/2006/04/26/back-from-the-future/#comment-298 Donal Thu, 27 Apr 2006 08:45:06 +0000 http://thegurrier.com/2006/04/26/back-from-the-future/#comment-298 SEE the presience field surrounding this website extends to even the most unsophisticated of readers! Already you are communicating with your future self without conscious knowledge. Yes I know it is amazing to know me. See I answered your next comment there before you posted it. No please there is no need to say anymore. SEE the presience field surrounding this website extends to even the most unsophisticated of readers! Already you are communicating with your future self without conscious knowledge.

Yes I know it is amazing to know me.

See I answered your next comment there before you posted it. No please there is no need to say anymore.

]]> By: Arsela Undress http://thegurrier.com/2006/04/26/back-from-the-future/#comment-297 Arsela Undress Thu, 27 Apr 2006 08:24:13 +0000 http://thegurrier.com/2006/04/26/back-from-the-future/#comment-297 I knew this would relate to diepunyhumans before I started to read. I knew this would relate to diepunyhumans before I started to read.

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