Tales Of The Gurrier

Regular readers will know I am not a man given over to paranoid delusions but and I hasten to add this THEY KNOW!
Ahem, yes they or more specifically someone knows. Even now as I type these words they know. Using their machines and their devilry they know. Out there people who work in marketing are […]

The lights in the farmhouse burned brightly against the chill of grey evening and dark surrounding hillside. Rounding final bends he saw them, a shining homecoming beacon greeting weary traveler. Gut deep came a familiar tightening, the grip of love and fear. Home soon.
A green avenue swept with twin beams led him to cobbled courtyard […]

All My Hurt My Garden Spade Can Heal
Originally uploaded by Gurrier.
I know how you feel darlin’

Cat Beheadings
Originally uploaded by Gurrier.

I’m going with the RSPCA, that cat looks fine to me.

If you can fly a Sopwith Camel you can fly anything!
Next stop Blighty.

Postcards From Hell
Originally uploaded by Gurrier.
This is a photo of the concrete arse polyp that is Dublin airport short term carpark. I am staring at that polyp right now.
As you can see I am not in England. I am supposed to be in England but I am not.
We missed our flight.
I just paid another €€150 […]

The woman in white picked her way carefully through the deadly flora and stepped onto the red dust of the dirt road.
“Welcome Visitor”
Blorp!
The blue flower opened its obscenely fleshy stamen and sneezed a thick rope of bluish phlegm over its neighbours. The woman screamed and took a step backward.
“Shit! I thought that goddamn earth bank […]

Have you seen this. HAVE YOU SEEN THIS! Christbastards. What is going on? What the fuck is going on with male cleansing products and their campaign to doom humanity. Now they follow me to the internet extruding their filthy lies into my very mind.
‘The BodyGroomer - Find out why you should shave everywhere’.
Allow me to […]