This is not the Gurrier you are looking for
You sponging witless bastards. There is no eloquence for you. No pretty words. DEATH TO THE DUMB!
That’s it I’m done. I’m wrung out here. I’ve got nothing left. NTL have taken my joy. I can’t even hate them. I’m reduced to posting whinges on my internet site. Christ this is a new low.
As you can see from my despair the internets is still fucked. I spoke to a sad, older lady this morning who seemed likely to burst into tears when I started to lose my temper. After she composed herself she lowered her voice and whispered fiercely to me that this was the all the fault of the new company (Liberty Media International) that has bought over NTL. They have changed everything she told me and now ‘nothing works in here’. The poor fool she doesn’t know that calls are monitored for seditious talk like that. She’s probably been unceremoniously escorted from the building by now or worse dumped in the canal wrapped in an old rug. Do not fuck with the Modem Support Team. They will not ring you back.
I am sleeping through every second night. On alternate nights I awaken at 3.30am with excruciating pain in my back. How excruciating? Well the night before last I was crawling around on the floor alternately whimpering and gnawing on a towel rail. Then after about four hours I crawl back to bed exhausted from the pain and sleep deprivation and manage to catch an hour or so before work. But its only every second night so far. Tonight should be ok and tomorrow night I intend to be so drunk I would fail to notice a rugby team kicking my kidneys in.
My rage is inchoate and legion at the moment.
Hello visitors from Bikerireland welcome to the site. No I’m not the Gurrier you are looking for. I understand why you may be confused. Your Gurrier is a munty headed fuckwit who pretended to be me for a while. I find imitation the sincerest form of flattery until he starts with the death threats.
Yes readers this fucktard has turned up again. This clueless mongbaby is on an Irish Bikeboard and due to his previous actions people quite innocently suspect he is me. It is not that he takes the name Gurrier in vain. Far be it for me to claim ownership of that one. No it’s that he set up links to this site in his profile, put pictures of me up there as his sig and then goes around threatening to stab people.
I know, I know, sometimes I threaten to stab people too but you have to understand that when I say it, well those people they actually deserve it. Think of me as a Robin Hood only with knives.
August 11th, 2006 at 4:15 pm
How do we know you are who you say you are, and not in fact someone who purports be led to believe he\’s actually someone he\’s not and meant to think we we believe you think you believe you were actually someone who wasn\’t or infact not someone he thought he was, or not ?
August 11th, 2006 at 5:20 pm
You are of course completely right Busman and I must apologise for the harsh words in the post above. My words may have been ill judged and clouded by exhaustion, pain and frustration. Welcome to the site.
August 11th, 2006 at 11:52 pm
Sorry to hear about your various tribulations and your evil doppelganger. However, I have to tell you that “fucktard” is the funniest thing I’ve heard all day. I now need to add it to my vocabulary. Thanks.
August 12th, 2006 at 11:48 am
Thanks Sarah, I’m regretting the rage a bit now but “fucktard” is a very satisfying insult.