I leave you to ponder where your Fudge Membrane might be, and how you might capture gas from it and market it to the gullible public.

Aaaaaaa finger of fudge is very small and sweet
Aaaa finger of fudge is just enough to give the kids a treat
It’s fuuuull of cadbury goodness and very small and neeeaaat!
AAaaaa finger of fudge is just enough to give the kids a treat.

By posting this on your blog I may have bankrupted you.

Possibly the membrane gas forms a temporary cushion of fudgel around the head protecting it from damage. Its a pity they own the word fudge now. I liked fudge. That sentence probably cost me €100 euroclicks.

“Imagine the freedom of driving down the highway on a Harley and not worrying about your hair!”

Yes. Yes, imagine. If you were going at ‘100 clicks’, whatever sort of measure of speed that is, I’d hope you were wearing a helmet. People shouldn’t entrust their malleable mind-organ to the protection of ‘membrane gas’.

Some mad fool has registered the word FUDGE as a trademark?

But; membrane gas. The words go wonderfully together, like one of those spam emails that makes it through the filter by luck and a marvellously inventive word combo like anger pigeon or dowse glee. I think that’s what this is — it’s not a hair product at all. Somebody’s advertising fudge (the delicious sweety-treat). They are doing so by recombining words and sticking them on interesting bottles that look like they might contain something.

I bet if you press down on the nozzle, it will just shout “EAT FUDGE!”, collapse into some sort of singularity and fall to the centre of the Earth, where all the best evidence goes to die.