http://thegurrier.com/2006/09/18/flabegone%c2%ae/ Wed, 07 Jan 2009 20:55:05 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.7 hourly 1 http://thegurrier.com/2006/09/18/flabegone%c2%ae/comment-page-1/#comment-1865 Donal Wed, 20 Sep 2006 22:19:30 +0000 http://thegurrier.com/2006/09/18/flabegone%c2%ae/#comment-1865 Did you think I would lie to you, my put upon readers? You will find only truths here at the Tales. Harsh, candid truths. Did you think I would lie to you, my put upon readers? You will find only truths here at the Tales. Harsh, candid truths.

]]> http://thegurrier.com/2006/09/18/flabegone%c2%ae/comment-page-1/#comment-1864 TadMack Wed, 20 Sep 2006 21:32:40 +0000 http://thegurrier.com/2006/09/18/flabegone%c2%ae/#comment-1864 OH MY GOODNESS! That slimming thing is REAL!?!?! OHHHHHHHh, sick, psychotic nation that we are. Sick, sick, SICK. OH MY GOODNESS! That slimming thing is REAL!?!?!
OHHHHHHHh, sick, psychotic nation that we are. Sick, sick, SICK.

]]> http://thegurrier.com/2006/09/18/flabegone%c2%ae/comment-page-1/#comment-1836 David Tue, 19 Sep 2006 19:22:30 +0000 http://thegurrier.com/2006/09/18/flabegone%c2%ae/#comment-1836 Yes, they say it. They say all manner of things, but instead of it being from a true sense of self-worth, it is out of a desparate sense of deficiency. The thins really really REALLY just want to chow down and eat a crisp ... but then? They'd have to go to the gym, or perhaps vomit, secretly, in the bathroom at the petrol station on the way home, so that no one would know. Yes, they say it. They say all manner of things, but instead of it being from a true sense of self-worth, it is out of a desparate sense of deficiency. The thins really really REALLY just want to chow down and eat a crisp … but then? They’d have to go to the gym, or perhaps vomit, secretly, in the bathroom at the petrol station on the way home, so that no one would know.

]]> http://thegurrier.com/2006/09/18/flabegone%c2%ae/comment-page-1/#comment-1819 Donal Mon, 18 Sep 2006 19:37:56 +0000 http://thegurrier.com/2006/09/18/flabegone%c2%ae/#comment-1819 How dare you speak of the Thins in such a disrespectful manner! The Thins are our virtuous paragons. Not for them the lard gobbling, the pie eating, the gorging and weeping. They stand before us in all their thinly glory and say "look upon us, for we are thin and better than you." How dare you speak of the Thins in such a disrespectful manner! The Thins are our virtuous paragons. Not for them the lard gobbling, the pie eating, the gorging and weeping. They stand before us in all their thinly glory and say “look upon us, for we are thin and better than you.”

]]> http://thegurrier.com/2006/09/18/flabegone%c2%ae/comment-page-1/#comment-1818 David Mon, 18 Sep 2006 19:32:02 +0000 http://thegurrier.com/2006/09/18/flabegone%c2%ae/#comment-1818 I cringe at the idea that thin people are "laughing, content, and emotionally stable." Think about it ... yes, we of the American Girth are, perhaps, a bit unstable ... but the thin ones? Totally neurotic! I cringe at the idea that thin people are “laughing, content, and emotionally stable.” Think about it … yes, we of the American Girth are, perhaps, a bit unstable … but the thin ones? Totally neurotic!

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