Manhood Commands Admiration
Now this is what I’m talking about. Man products for real men.
“Stag - A mans cream for a mans face. It invigorates and hardens the facial muscles and promotes an alert, forceful expression.” Fuck you Fudge Membrane Gas my Stag cream gives me “the clear, rugged, ruddy face of a real he-man; the healthy, clean skin and alert expression that comes from a vigorous life in the open air.” Damn that’s some good man-cream (I realise a statement of this nature could be miscontrued by those of a prurient disposition).
Shamelessly lifted from Modern Mechanix a repository for all things old, wonderful and bizarre. Stick this site on your reading list if you get a kick out of early twentieth century “World of the Future” style pronouncements. I really love it.
One day crap like slimming cameras and the body groomer will reside in its pages and I will have long since passed blissfully on into oblivion.
September 18th, 2006 at 10:32 pm
It promotes an alert, forceful expression.
Another way to promote an alert, forceful expression is to get up with the dawn chorus some morning, step out into the dewy back yard, take in the air, and feed an entire jar of pickled silverskin onions, one by one, into your bum. Then try to go about your daily business. Alertly. Forcefully.
I am not advocating this as a lifestyle choice or anything. I’m just saying. And now I wish I hadn’t, because Christmas dinner will never be the same again.
September 19th, 2006 at 7:15 pm
Christmas dinner is exactly the time a real man needs the invigorating feeling of Stag man cream against his skin, or a pickled onion enema if none is to hand.
September 20th, 2006 at 9:23 am
I’ll bet you could run the exact same ad in a men’s magazine now and people would buy it.
September 21st, 2006 at 5:06 am
Really does make one wonder what a true facial invigorator would do for the face of a …woman.
September 21st, 2006 at 9:53 am
Something like this I would imagine.