Comments on: The Searchers http://thegurrier.com/2006/12/31/the-searchers/ Wed, 07 Jan 2009 22:46:41 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.7 hourly 1 By: Donal http://thegurrier.com/2006/12/31/the-searchers/comment-page-1/#comment-6839 Donal Mon, 08 Jan 2007 08:56:23 +0000 http://thegurrier.com/2007/01/01/the-searchers/#comment-6839 Sarah, I'm not sure how Blogger operates but you should be able to install something like <a title="Google Analytics" href="http://www.google.com/analytics/#utm_campaign=ga-en-us-brand&utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc">Google Analytics</a> which will give you access to all that weird and wrong information. Sarah, I’m not sure how Blogger operates but you should be able to install something like Google Analytics which will give you access to all that weird and wrong information.

]]> By: Sarah http://thegurrier.com/2006/12/31/the-searchers/comment-page-1/#comment-6653 Sarah Sat, 06 Jan 2007 01:06:12 +0000 http://thegurrier.com/2007/01/01/the-searchers/#comment-6653 Holy crap! Where can I find this information on my own blog (and do I really want to)? Holy crap! Where can I find this information on my own blog (and do I really want to)?

]]> By: Neil Struthers http://thegurrier.com/2006/12/31/the-searchers/comment-page-1/#comment-6373 Neil Struthers Mon, 01 Jan 2007 21:16:27 +0000 http://thegurrier.com/2007/01/01/the-searchers/#comment-6373 Hahaha, oh no, "horse semen glue". Things falling apart on the farm? Little Jimmy's schoolmarm saying the boy needs glue for his craft projects, but you don't want to buy pritt stick like everybody else? What you need is ol' Granpappy's Horse Semen Glue! Step One: find a male horse. Step Two: don't forget to stretch those biceps first! Step Three: ??? Arseplundering sounds awful. I imagine pirates and vikings. I've had some brilliant ones since I set up analytics. Mostly I get hits for "making stew". Then "how to make stew". Then, "what to do when stew is on fire", and increasingly desperate pleas for help, which my site does nothing to address. But <i>apart</i> from stew-making, I get the occasional classic, like: "i haven't shat" chocolate coated cornflake whitney houston false teeth toothless lesson learned: lice aren't nice "foot piercing" deep black stuff on bottom of kettle my child is rolling his eyes and twitching face muscles cause of hand shiverring i put too much black pepper in my stew what to do when to much black pepper added to stew eyelash mites how to pronounce cockburn fat old men body odour cellmate The medical ones are often the best, I find. Hahaha, oh no, “horse semen glue”. Things falling apart on the farm? Little Jimmy’s schoolmarm saying the boy needs glue for his craft projects, but you don’t want to buy pritt stick like everybody else? What you need is ol’ Granpappy’s Horse Semen Glue! Step One: find a male horse. Step Two: don’t forget to stretch those biceps first! Step Three: ???

Arseplundering sounds awful. I imagine pirates and vikings.

I’ve had some brilliant ones since I set up analytics. Mostly I get hits for “making stew”. Then “how to make stew”. Then, “what to do when stew is on fire”, and increasingly desperate pleas for help, which my site does nothing to address. But apart from stew-making, I get the occasional classic, like:

“i haven’t shat”
chocolate coated cornflake
whitney houston false teeth toothless
lesson learned: lice aren’t nice
“foot piercing” deep
black stuff on bottom of kettle
my child is rolling his eyes and twitching face muscles
cause of hand shiverring
i put too much black pepper in my stew
what to do when to much black pepper added to stew
eyelash mites
how to pronounce cockburn
fat old men body odour cellmate

The medical ones are often the best, I find.

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