Comments on: Election Eruption Pt II http://thegurrier.com/2007/02/14/election-eruption-pt-ii/ Thu, 12 Aug 2010 17:56:47 -0600 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 By: David http://thegurrier.com/2007/02/14/election-eruption-pt-ii/comment-page-1/#comment-8796 David Thu, 15 Feb 2007 20:37:05 +0000 http://thegurrier.com/2007/02/14/election-eruption-pt-ii/#comment-8796 Yeah, it makes you fat ... and numb ... and lets you forget your past. That last bit's important, 'cause after all, nobody <b>else</b> is going to let you forget it. That's why the politicians have such a hard time: anything stupid they did in their youth comes back on them. I mean, if Bryan (above) were to run for some political office, the Paxil people would be after him for being unfriendly to the Pharmaceutical industry, and would spend millions to make sure he didn't win. Obama will be assimilated. After all, the current buzz is that he's not properly African American, as his dad wasn't a slave. So, he's ... umm ... of mixed African and American parentage. Or something. Don't worry, though: he's a member of the Replicratic party, so he's just like all the rest anyway. <a href="http://farm1.static.flickr.com/168/390475034_e1f3696f62_o.jpg" rel="nofollow">Think about this.</a> Yeah, it makes you fat … and numb … and lets you forget your past. That last bit’s important, ’cause after all, nobody else is going to let you forget it. That’s why the politicians have such a hard time: anything stupid they did in their youth comes back on them. I mean, if Bryan (above) were to run for some political office, the Paxil people would be after him for being unfriendly to the Pharmaceutical industry, and would spend millions to make sure he didn’t win.

Obama will be assimilated. After all, the current buzz is that he’s not properly African American, as his dad wasn’t a slave. So, he’s … umm … of mixed African and American parentage. Or something. Don’t worry, though: he’s a member of the Replicratic party, so he’s just like all the rest anyway.

Think about this.

]]> By: Brian http://thegurrier.com/2007/02/14/election-eruption-pt-ii/comment-page-1/#comment-8761 Brian Wed, 14 Feb 2007 22:50:12 +0000 http://thegurrier.com/2007/02/14/election-eruption-pt-ii/#comment-8761 Fuck that Paxil shit. Makes you fat and numb to the world's problems. (i.e. half of the U.S. population.) I'm riding on a small wave of optimism with the junior Senator from my state (Obama), but I have a bad feeling that over this next year he'll just morph into the same old sneaky shit-for-brains presidential candidate mold like everyone else does. They did it to Gore, until he found his groove back. You run for president, you suddenly stand for nothing and everything at once and you spend most of your time looking over your shoulder for sex scandals or racist comments. Fuck that Paxil shit. Makes you fat and numb to the world’s problems. (i.e. half of the U.S. population.)

I’m riding on a small wave of optimism with the junior Senator from my state (Obama), but I have a bad feeling that over this next year he’ll just morph into the same old sneaky shit-for-brains presidential candidate mold like everyone else does. They did it to Gore, until he found his groove back. You run for president, you suddenly stand for nothing and everything at once and you spend most of your time looking over your shoulder for sex scandals or racist comments.

]]> By: frankp http://thegurrier.com/2007/02/14/election-eruption-pt-ii/comment-page-1/#comment-8759 frankp Wed, 14 Feb 2007 22:44:06 +0000 http://thegurrier.com/2007/02/14/election-eruption-pt-ii/#comment-8759 Glad youlike the button! All this electioneering is almost as bad as the Irish Blog Awards Electioneering. <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6GUYHunE1c" rel="nofollow">My favourite song at the minute...</a> Glad youlike the button! All this electioneering is almost as bad as the Irish Blog Awards Electioneering.

My favourite song at the minute…

]]> By: David http://thegurrier.com/2007/02/14/election-eruption-pt-ii/comment-page-1/#comment-8752 David Wed, 14 Feb 2007 21:05:16 +0000 http://thegurrier.com/2007/02/14/election-eruption-pt-ii/#comment-8752 Actually, I'm sure that with a few doses of the world's current drug of choice Paxil you'll be able to settle right into getting along with these things. You're beyond the age where you're likely to suicide from it, and it's legal ... 'though infinitely addictive, apparently. But, you'd pay a big corporation instead of some other drug dealer, so it's all good, right? Actually, I’m sure that with a few doses of the world’s current drug of choice Paxil you’ll be able to settle right into getting along with these things. You’re beyond the age where you’re likely to suicide from it, and it’s legal … ‘though infinitely addictive, apparently. But, you’d pay a big corporation instead of some other drug dealer, so it’s all good, right?

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