Tales Of The Gurrier

‘Look at me,’
‘No.’
‘Look at me. This is what I am.’
‘That’s not you.’
‘Yes it is.’
‘But.’
‘I’m not like other people. I’m not from around here.’
‘Yes, you’re from England.’
‘That’s right, well no, not exactly. I’m special.’
‘How?’
‘I’m different’
‘Different how?’
‘It’s hard to explain, it’s something inside, in my blood. Something you can’t see.’
‘Special, like you’re sick?’
‘No, not sick, just different […]

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XtaQAS4dzA

Brian I’m looking at you. (Psst, can you send me some)
Have these marketing creatures ever smelled a filthy Irish? Like boiled cabbage and creosote so it is.
Oh Christ, there’s more and even more . The second link features an Irishman smashing semi naked pigfellas in the face with a potato in a sock. No, really. […]

BILLY PILGRIM has come unstuck in time.

Take some time today to find out why.
Farewell Mr Vonnegut.
EDIT: Warren knows why, quote via his Bad Signal mailing list:
“Hello, babies. Welcome to Earth. It’s hot in the summer and cold in the winter. It’s round and wet and crowded. At the outside, babies, you’ve got about a […]