Tales Of The Gurrier

The Lynxgoblins are at it again. Not content with foisting a rampaging mob of Affleck emulating Clicktards on us, they return now plumbing new and awesome depths of crapitude. These ones are worse. These makes me leap from my seat and scream into my fists with rage. My fingers are gnawed to stumps. I speak [...]

The polling cards arrived today. It’s not looking good for Golden Enda and the Man Rabbitte. Although the ‘national interest’ may mean the Rabbitte will get to ride the tiger yet. It’s not that I have any great faith in the Rainbow coalition, it’s that I think Fianna Fail and the PD’s are a gang [...]

Anyone seen this? John Gormley of the Green Party goes mental on McDowell at his lucky election pole in Ranelagh. One of the fascinating undercurrents in this campaign has seen the PD’s thrashing around like crazed minkbats as they yet again face electoral annihilation and fixating on the Greens as a target with a soft [...]

It was the children who doomed us. They were our hope, our future and ultimately the end of us. It was an invasion. We spent a thousand generations watching the skies, but when they finally came it was from inner space; crawling, flying, slithering, oozing, leaping, singing, hobbling, twittering, barking, squawking, vibrating, humming and exploding [...]