Tales Of The Gurrier

A Jesus Horse
Originally uploaded by Dr JonboyG.
Taken at the new Creationist museum in Kentucky.
Readers of curmudgeonly sci-fi author and Kentucky resident John Scalzi have petitioned him to visit said monument to the dumb and send back reports. Scalzi has agreed on the condition that his readers donate at least $250 to a charity of his [...]

In England’s green and pleasant land,
There lies in deep and ancient sleep,
An uncrowned king in regal robes,
With skin azure and eyes of globes,
And when yeomen sit by homely hearths,
to recount their tales of ruin and fire,
Of a time one day, now close at hand
When Albion’s need is once more dire.
When all about is fire and [...]

I has a flavour?

Originally uploaded by Gurrier.

Irish flavoured syrup.

Hello my darlings,
Excuses, excuses are what I have for you today. It’s been a busy couple of months here at Gurrier Towers, busy in the sense of working hard in exchange for monetary rewards, rather than toiling to produce great works of art. Much as I wish it were the latter, it’s the former that [...]

The people have spoken and they said ‘Baaaa, Baaaa!’
The election. As it fades from memory like a bad case of dysentery, the remnants and consequences remain to haunt us over the coming five years. Once more the electorate have cleaved to the path of their antecedents. Once more they have opted to attach us to [...]