Wine Replacement



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Originally uploaded by Gurrier.


The French drink some horrible concoction fashioned from mouldy grapes. However, I found a Scotsman living under a tractor and stole this; a ten year old bottle of Talisker.

It tastes like boiled Scotland.

3 Responses to “Wine Replacement”

  1. DaviMack Says:

    So, boiled Scotland tastes better than fresh Frenchman? Hrumph! Tastes like kerosene to me.

  2. Kesey Says:

    Boiled Scotland… terrible visions of haggis, battered Mars bars, thistles and Irvine Welsh all rendered down in an old oil barrel filled with Irn Bru…

  3. a. fortis Says:

    I find all this very disturbing.

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