Tales Of The Gurrier

Lac Drennac Originally uploaded by Gurrier. I may be some time.

So I found the brain crippled masturbator. The ‘come hither’ invitations and salacious emails from spam robots and nascent serial killers piling up in my inbox drove me to it. I was forced to lower myself into the internet bathtub of filth to rectify the situation. So what did I find out? Well, lean on [...]

Some slack jawed fool, brain crippled from masturbating to Youtube explosions and Lolcats has entered his user details incorrectly for an adult dating/sex site. As I result I am now in receipt of email from BangbAbe and Lustvixen, wanting to ‘meet me very horny’. Very bad things will soon happen.