Tales Of The Gurrier

What will you be like when you are old? Chris says this. I am very much looking forward to becoming the second gentleman in this clip. Please watch until the very end for full awesomeness. Work Warning: shouty and cursing Found via The Club of Mars.

Keep your hands off Paddington you filthy Marmite scum. In other news: Diageo and Marmite Scum to release a Guinness flavoured version for St Patricks day.

Do you see what they make me do? Do you! They made me do it, they had whiskey and hammers, mostly whiskey.

There is a tradition, here amongst us Dubs, and when I say tradition, I mean a perverted and horrifying compulsion on my part, to scribble ugly little tales of our unmerry band. My ‘friends’, if so benign an appellation can be used to describe this band of hairy perverts and criminals, will cast their eyes [...]

Her name was Candy, of course it was Candy, what else could it be? I met her early one grey London morning, the drizzle blanketing the morning commuters as we headed for the warm, underground warren of the Tube. I was late, threading my way through the throng of umbrellas and latte wielding office types, [...]

The road winds slowly amongst the sleepy villages of the Normandy coast. Here and there a sign points the way. Some are official, displaying insignia and logo, others are older, worn by the elements. No one has replaced them, they were placed there by others now gone. At the tiny hamlet of Colleville-Sur-Mer you turn [...]