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Marmite Scum

Keep your hands off Paddington you filthy Marmite scum.

Marmite Scum

In other news: Diageo and Marmite Scum to release a Guinness flavoured version for St Patricks day.

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6 Responses to “Marmite Scum”

  1. Neil Says:
    September 12th, 2007 at 1:48 pm

    Marmite is the grease that the Devil uses on his horrific sex machines.

  2. DaviMack Says:
    September 12th, 2007 at 2:32 pm

    Does that make Hell = Heaven if your from Oz?

  3. Donal Says:
    September 12th, 2007 at 5:08 pm

    In Oz they call it Vegemite and rub it in the eyes of convicted child molesters.

  4. Neil Says:
    September 12th, 2007 at 5:47 pm

    I’d rather have it rubbed in my eyes than put anywhere near my mouth or nose.

    (Now there’s a sentence that needs context if ever there was one.)

  5. Teaandcakes Says:
    September 12th, 2007 at 11:28 pm

    I love marmite.
    Mmmmmm, marmite on toast with cream cheese. Mmmmmm.

    (Paddington eats marmalade though. Messing with that is just twisted and wrong.)

  6. DaviMack Says:
    September 13th, 2007 at 4:23 pm

    Marmalade … Marmite … you can see where they’re going with this, right? A sweet-flavored beer-byproduct? Yeah!

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