Tales Of The Gurrier

Vegebom
Originally uploaded by Gurrier.
‘It rubs the lotion on it’s skin, or else it gets the hose again.’
God help me I have to do it! The body is rebelling and my only hope is whiskey and french unguents. The vegebom muSt be applied to the affected areas.
IT BURNS! IT BURNS!
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This is France #3

Originally uploaded by Gurrier.

Face at Chateau de Fontainebleau.
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This is France #2
Originally uploaded by Gurrier.
Behold, three lasagnes for the elves in their misty towers, three Lasagnes and a garlic bread for the dwarves in their deep dwellings beneath the earth. Three Lasagnes and a low fat dressing for the mortal kings of men, and One Lasagne to rule them all and in the [...]

This is France #1

Originally uploaded by Gurrier.

In France you can haz many whiskeys.
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Giant dog turd wreaks havoc at Swiss museum

A giant inflatable dog turd created by the American artist Paul McCarthy was blown from its moorings at a Swiss museum, bringing down a power line and breaking a window before landing in the grounds of a children’s home.
Yup, nothing more to say about [...]