Tales Of The Gurrier

You know what I love about America? They’re no quitters. Nope, they always come through for you in a tight spot. WWI, WWII, and now Pootie vs La Tigra. I hear you Pootie. You saved some candy ass journalists from a rampaging tiger did you? Well I see your stunned tiger and raise you Sarah [...]

I loves me a dose of the Pootie Poot. He’s crazier than a sack full of feral mink hopped up on silage and poitín fumes. Today he ‘shot’ a tiger that was attacking a group of journalists. Perhaps you did not not quite catch that. I’ll translate it into internets: YOU ARE THE TIGER. I [...]