The Control Centre
The Control Centre
The new Control Centre has arrived in Gurrier Towers. Guaranteed water and faeces proof. Expect great things here soon!
The Control Centre
The new Control Centre has arrived in Gurrier Towers. Guaranteed water and faeces proof. Expect great things here soon!
January 6th, 2009 at 6:52 pm
My god, someone has highlighted all the vowels–nothing can stop you now!
The keyboard reminds me of the pressure-pad keyboard on the Atari 400, which was clever and hygenic. The only problem was that the keys would only respond to screaming jackhammer levels of pressure, and Atari 400 users required a full round of knuckle transplants every 30000 keypresses. When the NHS finally ran out of spare knuckles they entreatied Atari to introduce the ‘knucklenomic sprung-key input board’ (later shortened to ‘keyboard’). Thus the Atari 800 was born. And that’s a bit of computing history for you right there.
January 6th, 2009 at 7:44 pm
is it fisher-price?
January 6th, 2009 at 8:31 pm
The Little Tikes Young Explorer, complete with IBM supercomputer for the budding megalomaniac in the family.
January 6th, 2009 at 9:33 pm
“faeces proof”? Umm… all we have to deal with, in our neighborhood, is vomit. I don’t know about yours….
January 6th, 2009 at 9:44 pm
David, I ah, have a unique approach to my work involving a wall and handfuls of crap. Some of it sticks. The new control centre can be easily sluiced down of bodily fluids, brain matter etc, after a strenuous evening of blogging.
January 7th, 2009 at 6:39 pm
I still can’t figure out what that is.
January 7th, 2009 at 11:25 pm
It’s a child friendly, chunky plastic desk for a computer with special keyboard built in.
January 8th, 2009 at 7:12 pm
Now I just feel stewpah.