The Nosh Bar
It was kind of like a Topic. Nougat and caramel all the way from South Africa. How a box of them ended up in the local shop, I have no idea.
Nosh is Yiddish for snack and Australian for blowjob. So there you go.
I bought it in a Mace which over here is is a chain of convenience stores and not a great big steel club for stoving in your head nor a can of aerosolized tear gas.
January 7th, 2009 at 11:51 pm
Hey! That’s my shtick!
January 8th, 2009 at 5:58 am
Okay, the Yiddish I knew.
The Australian… I could have never guessed. So, the show Posh Nosh here is… about a classy whore?!
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January 8th, 2009 at 5:44 pm
Well, Posh Nosh is, kinda, about this woman who’s … well, latched onto this guy.
Do you really want the analysis?
Methinks though, that Donal’s making this up, due to the horrible nature of the bar. Vegemite in there, Donal?
January 9th, 2009 at 12:21 am
Making it up? Making it up! Nothing could be farther from the truth. You can rest assured, everything one reads here is always the complete, unvarnished truth. Painstakingly researched and verified.
As you can see from the third entry in the highly respected urban dictionary here. Nosh is defined as ‘Nosh – A deep throat sucking of the cock’.
Or from Giles Coren’s letter to his sub editors at The TImes reproduced here on the Guardian.
“looking for a nosh” has a secondary meaning of looking for a blowjob. Not specifically gay, for this is soho, and there are plenty of girls there who take money for noshing boys.”
Making it up. Well I never.
January 9th, 2009 at 5:10 pm
Dang! I was hoping that you were using creative license to malign the thing.
Perhaps the company is going out of business, what with not many Australians wanting to pay for their nosh?
January 14th, 2009 at 11:45 pm
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