Separated by a common language
Dateline: 28th December 2008
Scene: A rental car proceeding East on the M27 somewhere outside of Southampton.
The Gurrier is driving, The Gin Lady sits in the passenger seat.
THE GURRIER: Let’s have some radio then.
THE GIN LADY fiddles with the controls and the radio blasts to life.
RADIO DJ: Welcome to ‘I LOVE WHITES’ Radio. Bringing you all the latest news and and music to the South Coast.
THE GURRIER (Spluttering with rage): I love Whites radio!? What the hell is this goddamn racist crap! Is this the goddamn BNP station. I can’t believe they’re allowed to say that on the radio. This will not stand I tell you. THIS WILL NOT STAND!
THE GIN LADY (rolling her eyes skywards): No, you fecking eejit, it’s ISLE OF WIGHT RADIO.
THE GURRIER: Oh! Oh right, well…that’s all right then I suppose.
Exeunt.
January 17th, 2009 at 10:13 pm
If the BNP find out about this Isle of Wight stuff, listenership will drop.
January 18th, 2009 at 2:41 pm
*giggles*
I thought only an American would make that mistake.
‘Course, probably not; most of us would have to think hard about where the Isle of Wight even is…