Tales Of The Gurrier

Ah duct tape, is there nothing you cannot do?

I found this in that weird little convenience store with all the odd candy bars. There’s no Simpsons logo anywhere and it seems to be brewed in Belgium. Where the hell are they getting all this weird crap from? No taste test yet, I’m building myself up for disappointment.

Irish Jam – ‘The Luck of The Irish,  just ran out’ (O_o) I keep spotting this in the crud section of the local video store and wondering if I could get Brian to watch it for a bet. From the film’s Wikipedia entry: Irish Jam is a 2006 comedy film starring Eddie Griffin. The plot [...]

Clear evidence of a witch infestation in the garden. Witches hibernate underground for the Winter and this Witchjelly or ‘Witchseed’ as it was once called bubbles to the surface. The only thing to do is burn and scourge the affected area and sow it with salt so nothing may ever again take root in the [...]

“‘Jesus H. Christ, would you look at them,” said Kesey, “just look at them!” A throng of twenty or more gathered in the pool of light dribbling from an open doorway. They stood some six feet, six inches tall, in five inch heels and crotchless nurses outfits. The Alpha Female, clad in a grim covering [...]

“Ke, ke, ke, ke….Ke, ke, ke, ke.” The Turnip baby’s yellowed body thumped against the wooden planks of the cabin. It’s wizened face curled into a frown. “Ke, ke, ke, ke” it said, in it’s thin, reedy, vegetable voice. The Turnip baby did not have much of a brain, it was out of the ground [...]

‘W’ The Mark of The Bush Dubya has made his mark on Tony.

I’m temporarily disabling the Twitter feed as it was causing some weird issues.