Mass Extinction Event
November 26th, 2007I am receiving unconfirmed reports the world may have ended last Friday night and America failed to inform the rest of us.
These disturbing images show people beating each other to death for flatscreen televisions. I can only assume this mass hysteria is the result of the dissemination of government information regarding the approach of some awful, final and calamitous end to human existence on this planet. If there are any Americans left alive over there and reading this, do not be afraid. I have been to the shops this weekend and there are still flatscreen televisions here in Ireland. DO YOU NEED AN EMERGENCY AIRLIFT OF TELEVISIONS?
Simply reply “Send Televisions” in the comments below and I will begin lobbying our politicians without delay.
People of America we stand by you in your time of need.
This one is like Dawn of the Dead, the madness starts about one minute in.
This lady has two flatscreen televisions, perhaps to watch the end of the world on CNN and Fox simultaneously.
Now the punching begins.
You know Nano is not going well when…
November 18th, 2007…The best line you have written from a marathon, nine thousand word, 7.5 hour session is, “His genitalia were a legend” and your main heroine has just defused a landmine with a bar of soap and her own piss.
This is the worst rubbish ever and yet on I go regardless.
WTF
November 14th, 2007Revelation 2:21
November 13th, 2007
Revelation 2:21
Originally uploaded by Gurrier.
“And I gave her time to repent of her sexual immorality, and she did not repent.
Indeed I will cast her into a sickbed, and those who commit adultery with her into great tribulation…I will kill her children with death.”
Tis’ said the divil can quote scripture to suit himself, well he’s not alone there.
The Cork Travellodge is grim.
Presents of mine
November 8th, 2007A quarter past
November 8th, 2007Words: 12,451
Age: 31
Need sleep.
Nano-beard Day 4
November 5th, 2007
Nano-beard Day 4
Originally uploaded by Gurrier.
I shall wear it as a badge of shame.







